Weekly Spam Edition 1 - Perry Bernard

Just to show that nobody with a website is immune from this. Sometimes they are funny, sometimes downright annoying. This is my spam update First Edition. Why is spam a GOOD SIGN? It means your website is getting found. OK, in this case for the wrong purpose, but still… Anyways, here’s Edition 1. I’m sure there will be many more!

helpful methods

Hi,

Hope you are doing well there.

We will help them find you by putting you on the 1st page of Google.

We have a team of highly innovative professionals providing you with get instant results.

Email us back to get a full proposal.

Kind Regards

David

Digital Marketing Expert

OK, thanks David. I’ll keep it in mind. PB

Custom S.E.O Services!!

Hi,

Hope you are well.

My name is Mark, Marketing Manager with a reputed online marketing company. While studying your website I noticed that it lacked any significant ranking in Google. As you already suspect, this means your site is virtually invisible to potential customers searching for a supplier in your field.

It’s like you’d made an expensive TV Ad and then forgotten to buy any airtime for people to see it.

My company can solve this problem for you. We are an official Certified with over 8 years of experience in the field of Search Engine Optimization. We have the expertise to send hundreds, of customers to your website. We can tell you quickly.

Make your website visible on Search Engines!!

Improve your business website ranking!!

What this would cost!!

If you’d like to know this information, you’re welcome to write back and ask.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Best Regards,

Mark Henry

Marketing Manager

Oh no! How did you find my website, Mark? By telepathy? By the way, “reputed” means that someone said something about you that could be good or bad. “reputable” means you have a good reputation. I think you meant to use the latter? PB

BUSINESS SPECIAL SEO PACKAGES .

I am Mariya , Business Development Manager,

We are an India based company I was on your website .Would you be interested in a possible redesigning of the site or added feature that might benefit the overall usability and user experience which usually leads to better sales.

We are an Indian Web Design and Development firm with over 7 years of experience. In these tough times, where it is hard to maintain the top line, we can help share the bottom-line for you.

We will be happy to help execute SEO & Web Design and Development projects at a much lower cost than what you have in the house – No compromise on quality!

We are at present partnering with over 30 firms from the UK, US, Australia, Canada and parts of Europe.

Our primary focus is:-

Full SEO Packages (with plan & activities)
SMO (Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, YouTube, etc)
Technical Content Writing.
Web Design
Mobile Website Design
Web Development
Graphic Designs
E-Commerce Solutions
Web Copywriting
Database programming
Online Software Development
Website Residing
Maintenance and Technical sport
Domain registration and Hosting

Do let me know if you are interested and I would be happy to share our Methodologies, past work details and client Testimonials.

I look forward to your mail.

Kind Regards,

Mariya Jaiswal,

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1st Page On Google

Hi,

Hope you are well, I was surfing through your website and realized

that despite having a great design; it was not ranking on any of the

search engines (Google Yahoo and Bing) for most of the keywords

relating to your business. I am affiliated with an SEO company helped

over 500 businesses rank on the 1st Page of GOOGLE for even the most competitive Industries.

Let me know if you are interested and I will send you our company

details or create a proposal so you can see exactly where you rank

compared to your competitors. I look forward to your mail.

Kind Regard
Jason,
Business Development Manager

Oh darn. My design sucks? PB

1st Page On Google!!!!!

Hi,

I am Jason, Business Development Manager. I would like to discuss a business opportunity with you.

Do you want to see your website in Top 10 positions in Google or other major search engine?

Do you want more targeted visitors on your website?

If yes, please let us know, we will analysis your website and send full SEO proposal with plan and activity which will implement on your website.

We can work on on-page factors, off-page factors and site wide factors of your website. Further, our team always adopts ethical SEO processes or White Hat techniques to bring you excellent results. We also follow the guidelines of Google and major search engines for the best SEO results.

We have a dedicated team of 150+ professionals which includes 50+ full time SEO experts to serve you. We provide the Natural & Ethical SEO solution with top ranking on major search Engine as Google, Yahoo and Bing as per the current status of website and requirement.

Kindly revert back if you are interested and I would be happy to share our past work details, testimonials, affordable quotation with best offer

Cheers.

Jason,

Business Development Manager

Yes please!!!! I want first page on Google!!!!! PB

Re

Hi,

My name is Daisy and I am an online-strategist. I stumbled on to your website while doing some research in your industry. Cut a long story short I think I can help your website rank on Search Engines a lot easier.

I have compiled a 17 page website audit which lists all the areas that your website needs improvement in.

Would you be interested in this 17 page Website Audit?

I am happy to send it through at no cost of course all I want is the opportunity to call you to see if we can help.

Are you free this week to discuss?

Kind Regards,

Daisy | SEO-specialist

Oh thanks so much Daisy, you are lovely for doing that. I just can’t be mean to anyone called Daisy, so thanks so much. PB