I do what I can to help others.

always striving for the best for everyone.

and maybe find some success along the way.

But I know shit happens sometimes.

raised in the south waikato.

but born on the other side of the world.

now in auckland for almost 30 years.

European, with Asian heritage.

too smart for my own good as a kid.

thankfully, smarter as an adult.

(i hope)

BAHons: Linguistics (Syntax, Grammar, Morphology, Phonology, Semantics). Cert Tertiary Teaching.

best known for my swimming ability.

and national level medals.

in a budgy-smuggler.

i also competed in regional level cycling, kayaking, and triathlons.

i owned my first business at age 19.

my first trade as a wedding photographer.

first wife at 24.

Since then, I created 4 other companies, had two kids, inherited two kids, and became a grandad.

i love languages and wish I could speak them all.

i’ll settle for understanding a dozen.

and a 600-day streak on duolingo.

Other interests: woodworking, electronics, photography, teaching, marketing, business, and entrepreneurship, in no particular order.

yep, i’ve done a lot of different stuff…

retail business owner,

Retail assistant,

wedding photographer,

national photolab technical trainer,

electronics service specialist,



eCommerce business owner,

marketing consultant,

SEO consultant,

marketing and performance manager in consumer finance,

head of sales & marketing,

director of analytics,

content performance director,

digital agency owner…

…what’s next?

(nope, i still don’t know what i want to be when i grow up)

by the way, the photos above are strictly copyright©. if you would like to use one for some reason, you must contact me first mail@perrybernard.com